SORA
Yo, my name's Sora!
My life's a bore-a!
I live on a shore-a!
Wish I had more-a!
You don't even know how poor I am!
I can't even afford a can of Spam!

DONALD
Yo, my name's Donald Duck!
Soon I'm gonna run amuck!
I just ran out of luck!
I'd do anything for a buck!
I sure hope I don't ever get hit by a truck!
If I did, all I'd have to say is "Oh (beep)!"

SORA
Oooooohh! Donald said a bad word!

DONALD
Shut up, you! Or I'll get my halberd!

GOOFY
My name's Goofy!
I'm no noobie!
I eat poopie!
Ain't that cool, groupies?!

DONALD
I'm going to be sick now. Please make room.

GOOFY
Hold on a sec! I'd better go get a broom!

SORA
And while you're at it, could you get some Mountain Dew?

DONALD
WHHOOOOOOOORFFF!!!

SORA
Eww...

WINNIE THE POOH
I'm Winnie the Pooh!
I smell like a gnu!
I escaped from the zoo!
Can I stay with you?

SORA
No way! I have a reputation to protect!

DONALD
Oh, that's just great! My good robe's wrecked!

SORA
But while you're here, could you clean this up?

WINNIE THE POOH
I got just the thing! Some nice ketchup!

MALEFICENT
Well I'm Maleficent!
I'm as cold as cement!
I ain't no proper gent!
I've come to make some torment!

SORA
You're not good with grammar!

MALEFICENT
I'd oughta beat you with a hammer!

GOOFY
Here! Why not use this broom?

MALEFICENT
Now with this broom, I shall inflict some doom!

(Maleficent starts beating Sora over the head with the broom, which has dung beetles in it.)

SORA
Ow, ow, ow! Damn it all!

GOOFY
I'm an entrepreneur! Anybody wanna meatball?

PETE
Yo, my name's Pete!
I'm the sugar elite!
I got real big feet
that'll make ya wet your sheet!

MALEFICENT
What're doing, you?! Get back in your cage!

PETE
But I couldn't resist this lyrical rampage!

MALEFICENT
Fine, you can join. Just don't bug me!

WINNIE THE POOH
I'll just be over here eating salami!

ANSEM
Yo, my name's Ansem!
I'm so handsome!
I like to hold ransoms
and cause some mayhem!

MALEFICENT
Stay away from us, you bug-eyed creep!

ANSEM
Fine, I'll go. I'll drive away in this jeep!

(Ansem hops in a nearby jeep and drives off.)

DONALD
Where the hell did that jeep come from?!

SORA
Let's just end this rap! It's getting really dumb!

SORA, DONALD, GOOFY, WINNIE THE POOH, MALEFICENT, AND PETE
Wooooord...